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The Officer

A case file from Better Business Bureau Connecticut.

Diana, 67 — Wethersfield

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EPISODE 04 · GOVERNMENT IMPERSONATION

The Officer

Diana is sixty-seven. Widow. Wethersfield colonial, forty-one years. She pays her taxes on time, every year, by hand. Tonight, a man claiming to be from the Department of Justice will say she has not.

NARRATOR: A Tuesday in November. Wethersfield. Diana has finished dinner — leftover meatloaf, peas — and washed her one plate. She sits down at her kitchen table to do the crossword. The landline blinks once. Voicemail.

NARRATOR: The number on the missed call is a Washington, D.C. area code. The voicemail icon is flashing. Diana puts down her pencil. She presses play.

OFFICER ROBERTS (voicemail): "This is Special Investigator Roberts with the United States Department of Justice. Case file number JD-2026-44128. Records indicate Diana Margaret K., date of birth April twelfth, nineteen-fifty-eight, social security ending in three-four-one-seven, has an outstanding federal warrant for tax evasion in the amount of three thousand four hundred dollars. Deputies will be dispatched to your residence at twenty-four Ridge Road within ninety minutes if this matter is not settled. Call back this number immediately to settle. This is your final notice."

NARRATOR: The voicemail ends. Diana's hands are cold. The voicemail said her birthday. It said her social security number. It said her address. She is sixty-seven years old and her hands are cold.

What she did: Call the number back immediately — Settle it. Whatever it is.

OFFICER ROBERTS: "Mrs. K., thank you for calling back. I have your file open. The warrant is signed and active as of 2:00 PM today. To prevent dispatch, you will need to settle the balance — three thousand four hundred dollars — in Treasury Department secured tokens within the next sixty-eight minutes. I will stay on the line with you. Please do not hang up. Hanging up will be treated as an attempt to flee a federal warrant. Do you understand?"

What she did: Tell him she understands. Ask what to do next. — Just get through this.

OFFICER ROBERTS: "Mrs. K., here is how settlement works. There is a Treasury Department secured-token kiosk at the Yankee Mart on Silas Deane Highway. You drive there now, you withdraw three thousand four hundred dollars in cash from your debit card, you feed it into the kiosk, you read me the receipt code, and the warrant lifts in eleven minutes. I will stay on the line the entire time. Please confirm you have a vehicle and the cash available."

What she did: Insist on going to the federal courthouse in Hartford in person — Refuse the kiosk. Demand jurisdiction in writing.

You demanded the courthouse.

Officer Roberts refused. He had to.

Diana told him she would come directly to the federal courthouse on Main Street in Hartford to settle in person. Officer Roberts said federal jurisdiction prevented in-person settlement. Diana asked which courthouse he was located at. He said Atlanta. She asked why a Connecticut warrant was being handled by an Atlanta office. He repeated that the warrant was active and the deputies were en route. She asked again. He hung up. Diana sat in her living room with the phone in her lap for fifteen minutes. Then she called CT State Police on her cell. The dispatcher confirmed it in twelve seconds: no warrant in her name. Six other Wethersfield residents had reported the same call that month. Diana filed at BBB Scam Tracker the next morning. She kept her $3,400.

What this case teaches

  • Real DOJ warrants are settled at federal courthouses, in person, with a lawyer. Never by phone. Never in cryptocurrency. Never with 'secured tokens.'
  • Demanding in-person resolution is the wire-transfer-equivalent of asking for ID. Scammers can't comply because there's no jurisdiction, no warrant, no office.
  • A ninety-minute deadline is fake urgency. Real legal matters have weeks, not minutes.

What to do next

If anyone calling about a legal matter refuses to give a courthouse address you can drive to, hang up and call your state police on a number you find independently. File the call at BBB Scam Tracker (bbb.org/scamtracker) — BBB CT is logging this exact pattern at 860-740-4500, and your one report tightens the data that warns the next person.