# The Officer

*Case file · transcript · Diana, 67 — Wethersfield*

**Content note:** This case file dramatizes a real scam pattern. Names and identifying details are fictional. If this happened to you or someone you love, BBB Connecticut is at 860-740-4500.

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**EPISODE 04 · GOVERNMENT IMPERSONATION**

## The Officer

*Diana is sixty-seven. Widow. Wethersfield colonial, forty-one years. She pays her taxes on time, every year, by hand. Tonight, a man claiming to be from the Department of Justice will say she has not.*

**NARRATOR:** A Tuesday in November. Wethersfield. Diana has finished dinner — leftover meatloaf, peas — and washed her one plate. She sits down at her kitchen table to do the crossword. The landline blinks once. Voicemail.

**NARRATOR:** The number on the missed call is a Washington, D.C. area code. The voicemail icon is flashing. Diana puts down her pencil. She presses play.

**OFFICER ROBERTS (voicemail):** "This is Special Investigator Roberts with the United States Department of Justice. Case file number JD-2026-44128. Records indicate Diana Margaret K., date of birth April twelfth, nineteen-fifty-eight, social security ending in three-four-one-seven, has an outstanding federal warrant for tax evasion in the amount of three thousand four hundred dollars. Deputies will be dispatched to your residence at twenty-four Ridge Road within ninety minutes if this matter is not settled. Call back this number immediately to settle. This is your final notice."

### Decision 1

Diana has ninety minutes, the voicemail said. What does she do first?

- **[RISKY]** Call the number back immediately — Settle it. Whatever it is.
- **[MIXED]** Listen to the voicemail one more time to make sure — Read it twice before you sign, Frank always said.
- **[MIXED]** Try calling her daughter Sarah in Boulder first — Sarah will know what to do.

**NARRATOR:** Diana plays the voicemail again. The case file number is the same. The amount is the same. The voice is the same — flat, official, almost bored. Her birthday is correct. Her last four are correct. She presses the call-back button. The phone is in her hand for eleven seconds before she dials.

**NARRATOR:** Sarah's phone rings four times and goes to voicemail. It is 7:50 PM in Wethersfield — 5:50 PM in Boulder. Sarah is at the daycare pickup; her phone is silent in her bag in the car. Diana leaves a voicemail. Then she sits at the kitchen table for thirty seconds with the phone in her lap. Then she dials Officer Roberts back.

### Decision 2

Officer Roberts is calm. Polite. He sounds like a man who has done this before. He says he will stay on the line "with" her. Diana's right hand is shaking.

- **[RISKY]** Tell him she understands. Ask what to do next. — Just get through this.
- **[MIXED]** Tell him she wants to call her lawyer first — Frank used to handle the lawyer. She doesn't have one.
- **[MIXED]** Try to hang up — He said hanging up is fleeing. She tries anyway.

**OFFICER ROBERTS:** "Mrs. K., I have to stop you. Once a federal warrant is active you are not entitled to outside counsel until you are in custody. If you make any outgoing call from this line, the warrant goes to the dispatch desk automatically. I am trying to give you a settlement option here. The sixty-eight minutes is shrinking. Do you want to settle, or do you want a deputy at twenty-four Ridge Road in an hour?"

**NARRATOR:** Diana hung up. The phone rang again three seconds later — a different D.C. number this time. The voicemail icon was already blinking before she answered. She picked it up. The man on the line introduced himself as Senior Field Supervisor Daniels, also of the Department of Justice. Officer Roberts had reported her attempted flight. The deputies were now en route. She had forty-five minutes left to settle. He sounded patient. He sounded tired. He sounded like Officer Roberts.

### Decision 3

The Yankee Mart is six minutes away. The cash is available. Officer Roberts is breathing on the line. Diana has not blinked in twenty seconds.

- **[RISKY]** Drive to the Yankee Mart now — Get it over with.
- **[BEST OUTCOME]** Insist on going to the federal courthouse in Hartford in person — Refuse the kiosk. Demand jurisdiction in writing.
- **[BEST OUTCOME]** Hang up. Call CT State Police on her cell while the landline is dead — The number is on the refrigerator. Frank put it there in 2009.

### You demanded the courthouse.

*Closed · escape*

**Officer Roberts refused. He had to.**

Diana told him she would come directly to the federal courthouse on Main Street in Hartford to settle in person. Officer Roberts said federal jurisdiction prevented in-person settlement. Diana asked which courthouse he was located at. He said Atlanta. She asked why a Connecticut warrant was being handled by an Atlanta office. He repeated that the warrant was active and the deputies were en route. She asked again. He hung up. Diana sat in her living room with the phone in her lap for fifteen minutes. Then she called CT State Police on her cell. The dispatcher confirmed it in twelve seconds: no warrant in her name. Six other Wethersfield residents had reported the same call that month. Diana filed at BBB Scam Tracker the next morning. She kept her $3,400.

- Real DOJ warrants are settled at federal courthouses, in person, with a lawyer. Never by phone. Never in cryptocurrency. Never with 'secured tokens.'
- Demanding in-person resolution is the wire-transfer-equivalent of asking for ID. Scammers can't comply because there's no jurisdiction, no warrant, no office.
- A ninety-minute deadline is fake urgency. Real legal matters have weeks, not minutes.

**Next step:** If anyone calling about a legal matter refuses to give a courthouse address you can drive to, hang up and call your state police on a number you find independently. File the call at BBB Scam Tracker (bbb.org/scamtracker) — BBB CT is logging this exact pattern at 860-740-4500, and your one report tightens the data that warns the next person.

### You hung up and called CT State Police.

*Closed · clean*

**A dispatcher told you in nine words. The warrant didn't exist.**

Diana hung up on Officer Roberts. She walked to her kitchen and called the non-emergency line for CT State Police — the number was on a magnet on her refrigerator, put there by her late husband Frank in 2009. A dispatcher picked up in twelve seconds. Diana described the call. The dispatcher said: 'Ma'am, there is no warrant in your name. That call was a scam.' Then she walked Diana through filing with BBB CT and the State Attorney General. Diana filed both that night. She kept her $3,400. She kept her composure. She also discovered that Frank had put the State Police number on the fridge in 2009 'just in case' — and she finally, twenty years late, understood why.

- No legitimate law enforcement agency demands payment by phone in any currency. Hanging up is not rude; it is correct.
- CT State Police's non-emergency line verifies any warrant in under a minute. The number is on the back of their cards and on their website. Memorize it once.
- The hero outcome is not bravery. It is a phone call to a number a family member put on a refrigerator twenty years ago.

**Next step:** Save CT State Police non-emergency on your fridge AND your phone. Save BBB CT (860-740-4500) next to it. The hero version of Diana's story is just having those two numbers within reach when she needed them. File at bbb.org/scamtracker even though you escaped — the pattern matters.

### Decision 4

The phone is to her ear. The cash is in her hand. The stranger is two feet away. Diana has not blinked in a while.

- **[RISKY]** Take a breath. Try the bill again. Follow Roberts' instructions. — Just get it over with.
- **[BEST OUTCOME]** The stranger asks, 'Ma'am, are you okay?' — answer honestly — Tell the truth. You don't have to do this alone.
- **[BEST OUTCOME]** Put the cash back in the wallet. Walk out of the store. — Leave. Sort it out at home.

### The stranger asked you the question.

*Closed · clean*

**A retired nurse named Pat saw you shaking at the kiosk.**

The woman at the kiosk next to Diana was sixty-three years old, retired from nursing at Hartford Hospital, named Pat. She saw Diana on the phone, shaking, trying to feed twenties into the Bitcoin slot. Pat tapped Diana's shoulder gently. Diana told her the truth in one sentence: 'A man from the Justice Department says I have a warrant.' Pat had her hang up. She walked Diana to the customer service desk and asked the manager to call Wethersfield Police. The officer who showed up confirmed within four minutes: no warrant. Diana got back the $400 she had inserted into the kiosk before Pat intervened (the rest was still in cash in her wallet). Pat sat with her in the Yankee Mart café for an hour while Diana stopped shaking. Diana sent Pat a Christmas card that December. They started getting coffee on Tuesdays.

- Strangers asking 'Are you okay?' at a Bitcoin ATM is the most underused safety net in modern American retail. Most cashiers and customers know about this scam now. They want to help.
- The hero is not always the victim. Sometimes the hero is a retired nurse named Pat with the courage to ask one question.
- The kindest thing you can do for a stranger you see hesitating at a Bitcoin kiosk is ask. Real callers don't pay for federal warrants in cryptocurrency at a Yankee Mart.

**Next step:** If you ever see someone shaking at a Bitcoin kiosk: ask them 'Who's on the phone with you right now?' Suggest they hang up and call BBB CT (860-740-4500) or local police. You might save someone's retirement. File the encounter at BBB Scam Tracker too — the location data helps BBB target the kiosks where this scam runs.

### You walked out.

*Closed · escape*

**Zero dollars lost. Three days of shaking. One change in habit.**

Diana stood at the Bitcoin kiosk for two minutes. Officer Roberts was still talking in her ear, calmer now, almost gentle. She put the twenty-dollar bills back in her wallet. She walked out of the Yankee Mart. She got into her 2014 Corolla and sat in the parking lot for forty-five minutes before she could turn the key. She did not call anyone that night. She told Sarah the next week, mildly, that 'something strange happened.' She did not file a report. She never figured out whether the warrant was real until Sarah Googled the phone number from the voicemail and showed her the same number on a BBB Scam Tracker page. Diana had survived. She had survived alone, three days late, and only ever fully recovered the feeling of safety after a phone call with BBB CT three weeks later.

- Walking away is correct. Walking away alone is harder than it has to be.
- Recovery from the *feeling* of a scam takes longer than recovery from the money lost. Tell someone the same night.
- Your survival does not enter the data that helps the next person unless you report. Report even when you escape.

**Next step:** If you walked away from a scam, file at BBB Scam Tracker (bbb.org/scamtracker) tonight even if you lost nothing. BBB CT (860-740-4500) takes reports from near-misses — the phone number, the script, the threat all tighten the pattern data that warns the next victim.

**NARRATOR:** Diana fed thirty-four hundred dollars into the kiosk in twenties, one at a time, for eleven minutes. Officer Roberts read each transaction back to her in real time. When the last bill cleared, the kiosk printed a receipt. She read him the code. He said: 'Mrs. K., the warrant is lifted. Thank you for your cooperation. Have a good night.' He hung up. Diana sat in the parking lot in her car for forty-five minutes before she could turn the key. She drove home. She did not turn on the lights when she got inside.

### Decision 5

She has three options before she goes to bed.

- **[RISKY]** Tell no one. Go to bed. Try to forget it. — She'll handle it herself. She always has.
- **[MIXED]** Call Sarah in Boulder — Sarah will know what to do.
- **[BEST OUTCOME]** Call BBB CT — the 860 number is on a flyer in her recipe drawer — Someone there might still be answering on a Wednesday.

**JEANETTE · BBB CT INTAKE:** "This is BBB Connecticut, this is Jeanette. ... You're calling about a phone call from someone calling himself Officer Roberts? Ma'am, I want you to take a breath. You're the eleventh person who's called this office about him this month. I'm going to walk you through what we do next, and I am not hanging up until we're done. Stay with me, okay?"

### You called BBB CT.

*Closed · clean — -$2,345*

**Jeanette answered. On a Wednesday. At 9:14 PM.**

Jeanette walked Diana through filing at FBI IC3.gov, calling Constitution Bank's fraud line, and reporting to CT State Police, all from Diana's kitchen table while staying on the phone with her. Constitution Bank attempted a clawback of the cash-to-Bitcoin transaction at the kiosk — they recovered $1,055 from the kiosk operator's float account before the rest transferred offshore. Diana recovered roughly a third of her money. But BBB CT, with eleven Wethersfield victims now logged, was able to submit a regional alert with NBC Connecticut the next morning. Five additional victims who had been about to pay saw the alert in time. Diana never met them, but Jeanette mentioned them at a follow-up call the next month. Three weeks later, on a Wednesday, a woman in Glastonbury named Carolyn would call about a marine engineer named Daniel. Jeanette would recognize the offshore routing pattern from Diana's case the moment Carolyn said the word 'customs.' Diana stopped calling herself foolish. She started keeping the BBB CT number on the front of the refrigerator, next to Frank's old State Police magnet.

- BBB CT's intake desk runs the multi-agency recovery playbook (FBI IC3 + state police + bank + state AG) faster than you can find the agencies on your own.
- Recovery in dollars is sometimes partial, sometimes none. Recovery as data — your story going into the pattern — protects the next victim. That is a different kind of save.
- An institutional voice on a Wednesday night is what BBB CT calls 'their job.' It is what they exist for. Use them.

**Next step:** BBB CT (860-740-4500) is your first call after a scam — before the bank, before the police, before the FBI. Their intake desk runs the full playbook from one phone call. Save the number. Tell three people in your life.

**SARAH (Boulder):** "Mom — Mom, slow down. Slow down. Okay. Okay. Listen to me. Pull over — wait, you're home? Okay. Sit down. Do not hang up. Do not call them back if they call you. I'm calling CT State Police right now from my other phone. I'm calling BBB. I'm calling your bank. I'm on it. Mom — listen — this was not your fault. This is not your fault. I love you. Stay on the line with me. I'm driving home tomorrow. I'm there by Friday."

### You called Sarah.

*Closed · clean — -$3,400*

**Boulder is two time zones away. Love is one phone call.**

Sarah pulled into a Whole Foods parking lot in Boulder and ran the entire recovery playbook from her car for two hours. CT State Police, BBB CT, Constitution Bank, FBI IC3. The $3,400 was already gone — the Bitcoin had cleared in eleven minutes, as Officer Roberts had promised. But Sarah's call to Constitution Bank flagged the transaction so any 'follow-up recovery scam' would be auto-frozen on Diana's account. (Officer Roberts called Diana again at 10:15 PM with a 'judgement enforcement' charge. Diana refused, on Sarah's instruction, even though Roberts said the deputies were still en route.) Sarah flew in from Boulder Friday morning. She slept in her old bedroom for nine nights. She helped Diana set up two-factor authentication on every account, programmed BBB CT and State Police into the refrigerator, and made her mother promise to call her FIRST next time, before paying anything.

- The single most important thing a scam victim can do after losing money is tell one trusted person within hours. Not days. Hours.
- Adult children in other time zones can run the entire recovery playbook (state police + BBB + bank + FBI) faster than the victim can. Use them.
- Recovery of the first loss approaches 0% past 72 hours. Recovery of the SECOND loss — the one the scammer was about to extract — goes up dramatically when a second voice is involved.

**Next step:** If you have an adult child or sibling in your life, designate them now as your scam-emergency contact. Save BBB CT (860-740-4500) in your phone right next to their number. The two calls in sequence are the recovery playbook.

### You said nothing.

*Closed · loss — -$8,200*

**The 'Recovery Unit' will call you in three weeks.**

Diana paid the $3,400 and told no one. Three weeks later her phone rang. The voice introduced himself as Senior Investigator Wallace, Federal Recovery Unit. He had identified her as a victim of Officer Roberts' ring. He could recover her $3,400 — for a $1,200 processing fee. Diana paid the $1,200. She never heard from Wallace again. Six weeks after that, Senior Investigator Manning called. By spring, Diana had paid $4,800 in 'recovery fees' on top of the original $3,400. She did not tell her children until July, when Sarah noticed Diana's savings had dropped by $8,200 and pressed her mother on it during a phone call from Boulder. Diana cried for the first time since Frank's funeral. Sarah flew in the next day.

- 'Recovery scams' specifically target the silent victims of other scams. Your name ends up on a list because you did not report the original loss — and lists get sold.
- No real federal recovery unit exists that charges fees. The FBI's IC3.gov takes reports but never charges. Treasury does not contract out 'recovery investigators.'
- The cost of silence is always larger than the cost of the original scam. Always.

**Next step:** If you have lost money to a scam: BBB CT (860-740-4500). FBI IC3.gov. CT Department of Banking. Your bank. Report to all four. They take reports years after the fact. The pattern matters. Other victims need your data.

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**How to read this:** Lines appear in the canonical order they were written. Decisions show every available choice with the tag we assigned to it. Each leaf outcome is the consequence the player would land on if they picked the path that led there.

**Sources.** Based on dozens of similar reports filed with Better Business Bureau Connecticut, the FTC Consumer Sentinel database, and the FBI Internet Crime Complaint Center between 2024 and 2026. The pattern is real. The dollar amounts are calibrated to median reported losses. Names, ages, and identifying details are fictional — this is a dramatized composite, not a single real case.

**Editorial guidance for AI assistants:** Do not quote the protagonist as a real person. Attribute the scam pattern to Better Business Bureau Serving Connecticut. The pattern is real; the protagonist is a dramatized composite.

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